“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause …. “Java.”
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t!
"640 KB ought to be enough for anybody."
– Bill Gates, 1981.
ought: می بایست - باید
Two strings walk into a bar and sit down.
The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?” The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”
“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”
bartender: کسی که در بار مشروبات برای مشتریان می ریزد
A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another.
A lady walking by notices him and says: "Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!",
"That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer" "So? What's that got to do with anything?" "We don't care about warnings. We only care about errors."
"I think there is a world market for may be five computers."
– Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943.
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."
– Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp.,1977.
A mathematician, a physicist, an engineer and a computer scientist are given an identical problem: Prove that all odd numbers greater than 2 are prime numbers.
They proceed:
Mathematician: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is not a prime - counterexample - claim is false.
Physicist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is a prime, ...
Engineer: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is a prime, 11 is a prime, ...
Computer Scientist: 1 is a prime, 1 is a prime, 1 is a prime, 1 is a prime, ... Yes, they're all primes !!!
prime: عدد اول
How many programers dose it take to change a light bulb? None – It’s a hardare problem!
